The Scottish Mail on Sunday

Like my muzzle?

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I AM threatened with being forced to wear a muzzle, or so-called ‘face mask’ as the price of partial liberation. The idea is absurd. The World Health Organisati­on says: ‘If you are healthy, you only need to wear a mask if you are taking care of a person with COVID-19.’

So, if anyone insists on this silly rule, here is the mask I have obtained. I hope they like it.

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