WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?

IN THEIR infinite wisdom, MPs have decided to legalise e-scooters. That’s right, those overgrown toddlers hurtling along our streets at 40mph on souped-up skateboards: Government approved. The other day I saw one on a dual-carriageway. I’m no fan of the nanny state but do we really want to be encouraging such suicidal levels of stupidity?