PM’s holiday from hell

AS WELL as having his Scottish break last year cut short after the location of his holiday cottage was revealed, it now turns out Boris nearly drowned when he got swept away while paddle-boarding. Unsurprisingly, he’s less than keen to return to that part of the world – but doesn’t feel he and Carrie can take a foreign break either because it would be ‘too risky from a PR perspective’.

True, but when you are in front-line politics, almost everything you do is ‘too risky from a PR perspective’.

So just go somewhere nice, Boris, and to hell with the critics.