The tooth hurts, Toff

POOR Georgia Toffolo. She went to the dentist expecting to have four wisdom teeth taken out – but was told she had only three. Toff, 27, went into a private hospital in London to have the teeth out, at the same time as a friend who, bizarrely, was having the same op.

Feeling a bit sore yesterday, right, she told me: ‘Chipmunk doesn’t quite cut it! Very swollen.’

During the week she shared a video of her swanky hospital room, saying: ‘I’ve just checked in. It’s nice! In the loo they’ve got really nice toiletries. It’s quite jokes that my friend is having it done at the same time.’

Toff went in because she had one impacted wisdom tooth. Facing a general anaesthetic to have it out, she decided: ‘I thought, I’m going under, may as well have them all out.’ A strange kind of wisdom…