Martha’s hot knight

SHE has some acting credits to her name, but The Crown star Dominic West’s daughter Martha has other creative talents.

I can reveal that the 24-year-old, left, has secretly been writing raunchy fiction under a pseudonym. Martha, who studied English literature at Oxford, has been posting poems and stories on the Lickerish Library website, a ‘platform for female erotica’. One of Martha’s poems, too explicit to publish here, is a sexy modern retelling of medieval knight Sir Lancelot seducing Guinevere.

CHERIE Blair shared a lovely anecdote with me last week at the United Ukrainian Ballet at London Coliseum about the time she and then Prime Minister husband Tony took their son Leo, aged two, to stay at Balmoral. She recalled: ‘The Queen told him to give a dog a biscuit but he gave it the whole packet. The Queen said, “I didn’t mean all of them but the dog will be very grateful.”’