The Scottish Mail on Sunday - 2022-09-25

• HARRY IN BID TO TONE DOWN £40M MEMOIR
• Strictly Ellie’s already a cha-cha-champion!
• Bros star pays £20,000 to fly in dog
• OUR JOURNALIST­S SCOOP TOP PRIZES AT PRESTIGIOU­S AWARDS
• Eco-zealots’ plot to bring Westminste­r to a standstill in campaign of chaos
• Who better to look after our national treasures than ...a national treasure!
• Tesco’s bid to squeeze out wasteful toothpaste boxes
• Sussex Survivors’ Club* branded the Duchess a ‘narcissist­ic sociopath’
• Queen’s beloved corgis with her in f inal hours
• Monarch’s act of kindness for her loyal groom and confidant
• ‘Frazzled’ Herald forgot to shout God Save the King
• Charles made 11th-hour changes to the procession
• RESTING IN PEACE WITH FATHER, MOTHER AND PHILIP
• Funeral chief set to remarry
• Have we seen that priest somewhere before, sweetie?
• The great Scots tax revolt begins
• Growth boost for small business
• You read it here first
• Ignore the howls of protest. It’s right to reward the risk-takers and the plain hard-working... they will make Britain prosper
• ...but she even wants to tax you for travelling round Scotland!
• THE TOURIST TAX AROUND THE WORLD
• Police ‘fail to f ind tragic car crash victim for 2 days’ in echo of M9 tragedy
• Baroness Bra spends fortune on yacht refit – then sells it for £10m
• Outrage at claims MP called Boris ‘murderer’
• WEATHER WATCH
• Corbyn accused of trying to ruin Labour tribute to the Queen
• MISSING LINKS
• . . . AND NOW THE BUTT OF SOCIAL MEDIA MOCKERY
• Now ‘superhospi­tal’ too noisy for patients
• IDS pledges new probe into Wuhan Covid ‘leak’
• Italy poised forfar-Right female PM
• After 25 years, Diana and Dodi are reunited... by The Crown
• We join the frantic search for Paris Hilton’s missing chihuahua
• QUOTES of the week
• Sacked... teacher who refused to call pupil by preferred pronouns
• Ayatollahs try to ban MoS man reporting hijab protest at match
• ‘A lazy, self-indulgent book has now been turned into a lazy, self-indulgent movie’
• Was Rocky patch in Sly’s marriage just for show?
• The PM’s bold action finally offers us a route to prosperity
• Cashless society that could bankrupt you
• The Queen is dead... now Britain-haters will rejoice in destroying her country
• Desperate Russian men break their own arms to avoid military call-up
• I’d never shirk a fight. But as we edge close to nuclear war, why are we stoking conflict in Ukraine and not trying to achieve peace?
• Will Pinchergat­e MP avoid investigat­ion?
• Stars attracted by £50 honey
• Russians hack UK’s poshest farm shop – and post personal details of its A-list clients on dark web
• Praying GP ordered on ‘sex misconduct’ course
• Will £18bn Saharan solar farm help power UK – and slash bills?
• ‘Cuckoo’s Nest’ nurse dies at 88
• Tory MP’s two sons in GBH probe
• I have dozens of answers to a thousand whys. But were the seeds of Jack’s agonies planted in my divorce?
• 5 things we learned this week
• Radio 4’s Emma: I’m expecting baby No 2 after final shot at IV F
• Blunt verdict on the Queue jumpers: You missed the whole point!
• Oh Luke, that’s really mean
• FAWLTY TOWERS
• Funky, punky Iris rolling back the years
• Pete’s clean-living son called to the bar
• Pressure’s off Lorraine
• Mel C still on the record
• Me, Dodi and Di...
• Jackie Weaver for Prime Minister!
• Reduce your food costs... by loving your leftovers and using those UFOs*
• How you can save every drop of your favourite tipple – just like Nigella
• He beat two children to death with a hammer – but is monster now about to walk free?
• I cannot tell you how much I admired your son’s bravery. He died the finest death a man can die – and showed the greatest gallantry
• NEXT WEEK’S NEWS...TODAY!
• Bodycams for ScotRail workers ‘after they’re threatened and groped’
• Is it really worth spending £500 on a high-tech skin cancer mole check?
• Now surgeons call for cancer warning labels on sunbeds
• How drop of ‘nuclear Tipp-Ex’ kills skin tumours
• Therapists turn away patients after cases rise by 10%
• WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE . . .
• Groggy Brits don’t like waking up
• Lymph node scan boost for cancer
• WEIRD SCIENCE Children’s worries revealed in sand
• YOUR AMAZING BODY
• Immune cell jabs may reduce kidney transplant failures
• If tests say all is fine, why am I so windy and losing lots of weight?
• IS THE DOCTOR SEEING YOU NOW? I’D LIKE TO KNOW
• Ditch doomsters to surf safely
• SAINTS & SINNERS
• So good I’d rather watch it again than write this page
• UKTV, ALL4, TALKING PICTURES TV
• GREAT EXPECTATIO­NS
• DISNEY+, NETFLIX, APPLE TV, BRITBOX, IPLAYER
• Olivia turns on the style – but where’s the surprise?
• George has turned into a one-man Coldplay
• Be afraid... because the spectre of a new Cuban Crisis has never loomed larger
• Shrines Of Gaiety Kate Atkinson Doubleday £20
• The Bullet That Missed Richard Osman Viking £20
• Nights Of Plague Orhan Pamuk Faber £20
• Best Of Friends Kamila Shamsie Bloomsbury Circus £16.99
• Escape from Colditz? You’ll be lucky...
• The devoted sidekick every bit as brilliant as his genius boss
• Frozen Planet II
• The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) ITV2, 2.35pm
• Karen Pirie
• Desert Island Discs
• DOCMENTARY
• Snooker: World Mixed Doubles Championsh­ip
• Sky Sports Main Event, 12 midday
• Stolen: Catching The Art Thieves BBC2, 8pm
• Inside Man
• The Frost Tapes Radio 4, 11.30am
• ENTERTAINM­ENT Strictly: It Takes Two
• Trouble At Topshop
• Jimmy Carr’s Celebrity I Literally Just Told You
• Live England Internatio­nal Football
• The Finest Hours
• 30 Tips To Cut Your Bills
• Rams (2020) Film4, 9pm
• Wild Inside Radio 4, 11am
• Sensationa­lists: The Bad Girls And Boys Of British Art BBC2, 9pm
• Live Premiershi­p Rugby Cup
• Make Me Prime Minister
• And Still I Sing: Storyville BBC4, 9pm
• Harriet (2019) BBC1, 10.40pm (Not Scot)
• This England
• The Gadget Show Channel 5, 7pm
• The Folk Show With Mark Radcliffe
• Nine Perfect Strangers
• DRAMA Doc Martin ITV, 9pm
• MOTD Live: Women’s Super League BBC2, 7pm
• Peter Greenaway: Painting With Film Radio 4, 11.30am
• Taskmaster
• Fantasy Football League Sky Showcase, 10pm
• Live DP World Tour Golf Sky Sports Golf, 12 midday
• DOCUMENTAR­Y DNA Journey ITV, 9pm
• All That Glitters: Britain’s Next Jewellery Star BBC2, 9pm
• The Hurt Locker (2008) BBC4, 9pm
• Relativity Radio 4, 11.30am
• The Graham Norton Show
• Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
• Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
• Paris To Rome With Bettany Hughes
• Later... With Jools Holland BBC4, 10.40pm
• Georgetown
• The Absolutely Fabulous June Whitfield
• Robbie Williams: Reel Stories
• Archive On 4: Kate Bush: The Power Of Strange Things
• The Hit List Celebrity Special
• Live Premier League
• Later... With Jools Holland
• Strictly Come Dancing
• Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens
• How hard graft pays dividends at growth trust
• But watch out as pensions stung
• Tax breaks will help investors’ profits bloom
• How US farms could reap you returns of 9%
• And so could homes for needy
• MIDAS VERDICT:
• MIDAS VERDICT:
• Living theSct Aegean
• Ibiza, perfect for a (luxury) hippy shippy break ashore
• Tiptoe through the Dutch tulips with TV expert Adam Frost
• Bargain hunters ride the Mexican wave...
• Colonial cool in the heart of Sussex
• Core BLIMEY
• FIVE PERFECT PEARS
• GARDEN GURU
• Millions hit by Kwasi’s £46billion stealth tax
• River Island launches over the Pond!
• A hairy ride that might just work
• Traders bet £3bn that sterling will fall even further
• Chancellor saluted by CBI for new beginning
• Investment zones ‘key to bringing in billions’
• Thousands of nightlife jobs are ‘put at risk’
• Vodafone eyes multi-billion pound sale to cut debt
• CHAIRMAN MOGG! His funds back firms with communist links
• Outspoken vet supplier chief takes £1m pay hit
• Lottery operator calls off New York listing
• UNLIKE Dechra,
• JUNE FELIX, 65: BALLET ENTHUSIAST
• Home and dry... joy for first time buyers – better off by up to £11,250 – unless, of course, you happen to live in Scotland!
• What will it mean for house prices?
• Will Kwasi’s cuts work? Now it’s all down to us!
• Skilled workers to benefit from scrapping of IR35 tax rule
• How loyalty schemes can help you save as the cost-of-living squeeze gets tighter
• ME AND MY MONEY I once earned £20,000 for six hours’ work . . . sitting in a bath of yogurt!
• Got an old £20 note? Five more days to spend it!
• £41,627 is stolen . . . after a simple name change by deed poll
• Trip to Nice has gone to the dogs
• IS IT TOO EASY TO USE NEW ID?
• I want an ethical account137 . . . but will I be worse off?
• Truss will bring common sense to the top job
• This lot would spice up Glasto!
• Sorry, but can we all stop saying ‘So’
• Boris attracts sneers
• Protect young drivers
• Shame on Facebook for ad ban
• Crowds now disrespect­ful
• Landlords face an impossible task
• PRIZE LETTER
• Bitter pill to swallow
• Gruesome secret of op that saved Wood’s arm
• Fans voice their fury at Mankad
• Late pain for Immelman but Blair full of praise for capital men
• WORLD OF SPORT
• LEVEY FARCE LATEST BHA BLUNDER
• Horne hails Warriors’ bolder, riskier tactics
• PLAYERS VOTED ON WHETHER WORCESTER SHOULD PLAY ON
• After the big cry, it’s the big cry-off
• Injury curse hits Raducanu again
• Pogba reveals gun terror in mystic row
• YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
• Support for Zander is a step in the right direction
• BLISS FAMILY ROBINSON
• SHOCK FOR CITY AS SHINE CALLS TIME ON PLAYING CAREER
• Ibrox PR offensive only seems to have made matters worse
• Has Gemmill missed the boat with Anderson?
• WE WILL KEEP ON DOING WHAT WE BELIEVE IN
• Kane confident that England will improve
• Northern Irish overcome off-field issues
• THE RECORDS HE DIDN’T WANT
• FANS CHANNEL THEIR ANGER...
• PAYBACK TIME FOR HICKEY
• McGregor now sets sights on securing safety net
• Dykes brings the chaos but Adams is still the man for big occasions
• Young gun Doak using Salah as his inspiratio­n
• SPIRITED SCOTS
• HOW THEY RATED
• SWEET REVENGE
• I’m still the right man for England, insists Southgate
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD
• CODE CRACKER
• SUPER SUDOKU NO 1003
• NOW THERE ARE THREE WAYS TO ENTER
• BARE BONES
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• BRAIN TRAIN
• QUICK CROSSWORD
• BATTLESHIP­S
• BULL’S EYE
• SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE
• Terms and Conditions:
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