QUOTES of the week

‘He just seems to shout his mouth off about everything. I don’t know what he does.

Was he a footballer?’ Broadcaster David Dimbleby

isn’t a fan of Gary Lineker. ‘I’m sorry but if you have voted Conservative, you do not deserve to be resuscitated by the NHS.’ Nurse Miranda Hughes, who now faces being struck off for her comments on a Channel 5 show. ‘Just ordered room service. The nice lady who brought it asked me, “Any idea who went out of Strictly?” I said, “Me.” Awkward silence.’

Kaye Adams after being the first celebrity

to be voted off this year. ‘Always make sure he has a fresh towel and socks after his shower.’ Tip from dating site Match.com on how women can bag a man – the advert has since been banned.

‘One of the phrases I can’t say is “my truth”. I mean, the truth is the truth, isn’t it?’

Actress Cate Blanchett blasts the trendy concept. ‘Everyone knows

Black Lives Matter was a scam. Now it’s over. You’re welcome.’ Rapper Kanye West sparks a backlash by wearing a White Lives Matter jumper at Paris Fashion Week. ‘Later on in my speech I’m going to talk about the anti-growth coalition but I think they arrived in the hall a bit too early.’ Liz Truss after being interrupted by two Greenpeace protesters during her Tory Conference speech. ‘No Mexican jokes at all? Not even Juan?’ Matt Lucas during Mexican Week on Bake Off, in a bid to avoid accusations of portraying racial stereotypes. Twitter failed to see the joke. ‘Nice to meet you but it would have been better if you were in your own country. Ireland belongs to the Irish.’ Woman in the crowd to the Princess of Wales during a walkabout in Belfast.