QUOTES of the week

‘You think you girls have it bad when you go past scaffolding. Being the Naked Chef in the 1990s was not good.’

Jamie Oliver reveals how he endured abuse from builders when he first hit the spotlight. ‘ApocaLiz Now.’

Twitter hashtag on the chaos that’s hit Liz Truss’s Government. ‘There is a whiff of Maoism in the air.’ Comedian Ben Elton compares the modern woke movement to Communist China. ‘To be honest, I thought we’d murdered enough people on a small island.’ Actor Douglas Henshall on why he left BBC1’s Scottish crime drama Shetland. ‘What was I meant to do? I hid her handbags, hoping we could trade.’ Italian football legend Francesco Totti, who held the designer bags of his estranged wife Ilary Blasi after she took his Rolex watches.