The Scottish Mail on Sunday - 2022-10-23

• A QUARTER OF POLICE OFFICERS FACE AXE
• Canal No5? How £55 candle smells of old waterway
• Troubled Friends star Perry: I dumped Julia Roberts because I was scared she’d leave me
• Drama Dames join MoS call for Netf lix to add disclaimer­s
• The actors honoured by family they upset
• After late-night talks will Boris and Rishi thrash out unity deal?
• SNP urged to slash home tax
• ...and now f iref ighters raise stakes on strike threat
• SEX CRIMES AT HIGHEST EVER LEVEL
• How another charismati­c leader made a storming return to office
• Johnson is a proven winner. He alone has an electoral mandate
• Liz slid off ‘glass cliff’
• £5m cost of comeback
• Why Rishi is the right man to lead us out of this chaos
• Clock ticks down as teams of two Tory titans play last aces
• The Tories have just 48 hours to save themselves from armageddon
• Penny defiant as her chances fade
• Truss told staff: I’m relieved it’s all over... but at least I’ve been Prime Minister
• Boris who? It’s Penny we fear the most, claim Labour MPs
• 114 DAYS OF CHAOS
• Budget will go ahead – ‘whoever is PM’
• Outrage over Gary Neville’s ‘Tories are cancer to UK’ slur
• Royal Mail blasted over plan to make old stamps useless in 3 months’ time
• Congratula­tions on your 100th birthday... from Charles R and Camilla R
• Strictly’s waltz down memory lane
• I practise my steps whenever I’m up at night with the baby, says Helen the single mum
• PS: So that’s where Bruno’s been hiding
• NHS has to treat patients on waiting lists for stress of being on waiting lists
• ...Think THAT’S ludicrous? Meet £200k boss who says crisis is good for the NHS (oh, and she’s WFH)
• ‘Royal’ minister who conned three elderly brothers out of £400k farm
• Firebrand Meloni is Italy’s f irst female PM
• U2 Bono’s shock revelation: My cousin is actually my half-brother
• You WILL need a passport to travel to England after independen­ce – EU chiefs
• It’s STILL my Happy Birthday... 41 years on, says Clare
• Putin in missile blitz on power stations as he bids to freeze Ukraine into submission
• Cool it, phone addicts told
• Families log on to virtual schools that offer private education ‘at lower price’
• We despaired at plunging standards in state sector
• Anger at Robbie’s plan to play Qatar
• Alexandra Shulman’s Notebook
• No more feuds or vendettas. Boris and Rishi MUST unite
• Why ARE we a much more Left-wing nation despite 12 years of Conservati­ve government­s?
• If Liz Truss was the answer, whatever was the question?
• Peking thugs have learned from our police
• Lift the nasty, un-British decree on this man
• Many of us willingly play the bimbo card, Meghan. Just own it
• Well that wasn’t so fantastic, Mr Fox
• IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT THE MENOPAUSE...
• Ghislaine went out on the hunt for girls Epstein liked, just out of puberty. She’d say: ‘I’ve got to get the nubiles’
• Why the (very) long face?
• ‘Ready Brek’ ads drive for Covid vaccine
• So long, Sloanes!
• MISSING LINKS
• Double tragedy for Carly
• Recycling symbols still leave half of us baffled
• In robbing my darling mother of her memory, I often wonder if the inscrutabl­e gods have been kinder to her than to me...
• Britain’s own GI Jane: Addy’s Paras triumph
• Energy crisis? Scottish Ofgem staff can do just a day a week in the off ice
• QUOTES of the week
• The 1.7m who’ve NEVER escaped to the country
• This is morally offensive and will hurt all who love our sport
• Will anglers face prosecutio­n for wildlife crime...if they eat the salmon they’ve caught?
• Jet-set stylist hangs up his scissors – and gives salon to stars the chop
• Day Tallia met Posh in PJs
• No garden of Eden
• Not long till your little pumpkin’s here, Stacey!
• Sally’s hooked on Ron
• Bea’s a flop in big movie role
• Kim in the swim
• Now that’s what I call a hot desk!
• Why we’re sitting on £1billion of unspent shop loyalty points
• Blistering Betty, the 150mph flying Scot who left Hitler trailing in her wake
• Ex-Chinese leader ‘purged’ on stage
• By TOM RAWSTORNE How your supermarke­t chicken has a pitiful life of just 35 DAYS
• 5 things we learned this week
• ‘A wild time!’ Kinnock grandson’s delight at gender change surgery
• NEXT WEEK’S NEWS...TODAY!
• Give pioneering anti-Covid drug green light... and protect Britain’s most vulnerable
• Ministers MUST do the right thing and fund Evusheld
• Why are my feet so cold when the rest of my body feels fine?
• PATIENTS CAN’T BE PUT AT RISK BY GUARDS AT A&E
• GP won’t help if you have a sniffle
• Surgery alert over death toll from breathing tube blunders
• Mobius scans far horizons as China shunned
• Growing literacy fund’s results are good reading for profit hunters
• Zoo proves a perfect sequel to Netflix
• MIDAS VERDICT:
• The magic number that could save you a FORTUNE
• The restoratio­n of King Charles
• Compelling, sensitive and – best of all – it’s so different
• THE GOOD NURSE
• EMILY THE CRIMINAL
• THE HONOURABLE WOMAN
• ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT
• THE DEVIL’S HOUR
• GUILLERMO DEL TORO’S CABINET OF CURIOSITIE­S
• THE BASTARD SON & THE DEVIL HIMSELF
• LOUIS ARMSTRONG’S BLACK & BLUES
• CLASSIC HORROR
• The In Bruges gang are back – hitting the high notes in a darkly comic tale
• Will sweary Swift leave the Arctics cursing in the race for No 1?
• Downton to Peru – the complete who’s Hugh
• ‘KING TUT’ – A CENTURY OF MYTH AND MYSTERY
• How the Royal outcast refused to be cancelled
• Demon Copperhead
• The Last Chairlift
• The Boys From Biloxi
• Doctor Who
• Drama on 3: Ariel And Winter Trees
• After Love (2020) BBC2, 10.45pm
• Dan Snow: Into The Valley Of The Kings
• The Handmaid’s Tale
• Live Super Sunday
• Una Marson: Our Lost Caribbean Voice
• America: The War Within
• Sleep Well With Michael Mosley
• The Omen (1976) BBC2, 11.15pm
• Road Rage: Cars v Bikes – Panorama
• Stephen Fry In Conversati­on With Alan Yentob
• Murder, They Hope
• Made In The 80s: The Decade That Shaped Our World Channel 4, 9pm
• Autumnwatc­h 2022
• Flight Of The Ospreys
• Reported Missing
• Louis Theroux Interviews… Stormzy
• Jimmy Carr Destroys Art
• On Assignment
• Unforgiven (1992) TCM, 9pm
• The Repair Shop: A Royal Visit
• Rob Newman On Air
• Doc Martin
• Kids’ TV: The Surprising Story
• COMEDY Brassic
• Live Uefa Champions League
• Night Of The Eagle
• Music To Scream To: The Hammer Horror Soundtrack­s
• The Love Box In Your Living Room
• Inside Russia: Putin’s War At Home
• Live Europa League
• The Pride of Britain Awards 2022
• Inside The Tower Of London Channel 5, 8pm
• Don’t Look Now
• The Graham Norton Show
• Drama: Harland Radio 4, 2.15pm
• Lighthouse­s: Building The Impossible
• Cleo Laine At The BBC
• Mock The Week
• Gogglebox: Celebrity Special For SU2C
• The Lost City
• Charles: Our New King
• Ed Sheeran At The BBC
• Halloween (1978) Channel 4, 11.35pm
• Archive On 4: Our Archive Century Radio 4, 8pm
• Live Men’s Rugby League World Cup
• Later... With Jools Holland
• Live Premier League
• Leonard Rossiter: Comedy Great
• ...as if to the manor born
• Catch four Canaries ...with just one cruise
• Waltz round Maastricht with virtuoso André Rieu
• ANDRÉ RIEU’S GUIDE TO MAASTRICHT
• WHAT’S INCLUDED
• Amsterdam throws light on culture
• Wonky hostelry oozing history
• GARDEN GURU
• FIVE BULBS WITH BITE
• Batty about GARLIC
• M&S draws up blueprint to boost Ocado deliveries
• UK facing a slog to rebuild trust
• MPs move to stop private equity grabs on mutuals
• UK braces for highest base rate rise in years
• Ginsters clan feasts on £15m dividend
• Water firms’ sewage dumping could cost UK £150bn
• Return of Rich Ricci: ‘maddest f ***** ’ on the stock market
• Can L&G escape turmoil that left bond markets near meltdown?
• Next will survive storm heading for high streets
• ▪ UK Commercial Property Reit (UKCM)
• ▪ MOONPIG’S
• CHARLIE MULLINS, 69: ROD FAN
• OFFERS THAT KEEP PUBS AFLOAT TOO
• Sun Life does have the funds for a payout. But not the staff or systems
• Another blow for Safe Hands funeral victims
• Hundreds more pin hopes on Woodford claim
• Chancellor’s U-turns disastrous for some small firms – but we are still battling on
• Why do children get worse returns on Isas than adults?
• Blood service is to blame for the fall in donations
• Dig out the mole spoiling our fun
• Patients need parking, not penalties
• The Crown’s fake plotlines are defaming our country
• Happy bears
• Dream on, Nicola
• Seeing GP was easier in the ’70s
• PRIZE LETTER
• Maxwell moans won’t move Epstein victims
• Humza’s useless
• Keeping Cheltenham at four days the right call
• O’BRIEN STAR AUGUSTE RODIN SCULPTING EXCITING FUTURE
• Fantastic Fox is in the Mallorca hunt
• Bullish Horner hits back at Red Bull’s rivals over cheating claims
• THE BEST IS YET TO COME
• EDINBURGH HIT EARLY TO EARN THEIR STRIPES AGAINST 14-MAN ZEBRE
• England turn to ‘mime’ approach in new bid to tackle safety concerns
• HALL AND YOUNG ARE AT THE DOUBLE FOR DOMINANT HOSTS
• I will lead us into new era, insists Easson
• England’s great form is catching
• ■ AUSTRALIA’S defence of the World Cup began disastrous­ly yesterday as New Zealand inflicted a crushing 89-run defeat upon the hosts in Sydney.
• Curran is keen to bowl over Aussies
• Stevie wasn’t blameless, but where are the others at Villa facing scrutiny for failures?
• Why aren’t there more black managers in jobs? It’s not because the talent pool isn’t there. I’ll never accept that CHRIS HUGHTON EXCLUSIVE
• Forest fire too hot for Reds to handle
• COOKING WITH CAS
• Ronaldo legacy trashed but United look like proper football club again
• LAMPARD TOO SMART FOR VIEIRA AGAIN
• De Bruyne stunner puts paid to brave Brighton’s revival
• ABILDGAARD WILL HAVE A MAJOR IMPACT FOR CELTIC THIS SEASON, PREDICTS POSTECOGLO­U
• Coyle thrilled as Queen’s run riot to shock Thistle
• STALEMATE SEES MORTON MAINTAIN UNBEATEN RUN
• SCREEN SAVER!
• Gio’s time is up... and others should go too
• MOULT CAN’T DINE OUT ON PAST GLORIES ANY LONGER
• BUDDIES LEAVE IT TO GREIVE
• SWEET REVENGE
• Mackay upbeat despite lack of cutting edge
• Dons finally shake off their travel sickness
• Frustrated Hammell troubled by late spot of bother with VAR
• No hiding place for Gio after Livi add to strain
• Fans were right to boo us off pitch, admits Tavernier
• MARTINDALE LEFT TO RUE THE WIN THAT GOT AWAY
• IT’S VAR WITH A VENGEANCE!
• Super sub Taylor’s sudden impact was a real showstoppe­r
• VARWATCH DISRUPTION DOES MATCH NO FAVOURS
• BEYOND BELIEF
• Ange praises his men for finding a winning role in VAR drama
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD WIN £1,500
• SUPER SUDOKU NO 1007
• NOW THERE ARE THREE WAYS TO ENTER
• QUICK SUDOKU
• BRAIN TRAIN
• BATTLESHIP­S
• QUICK CROSSWORD
• BULL’S EYE
• SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE
• THE PAGE’S QUICK CLUES

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