Dickie’s still Royle

AS SPOKESMAN for the Queen, Dickie Arbiter was a go-to guy on matters of state. His pronouncements are less grand these days – Dickie, 82, now wishes people happy birthday for £34 a pop via Cameo, a website selling personalised videos from celebrities. But Dickie’s still in regal company: you can also get a greeting from

The Royle Family’s Ricky Tomlinson.