QUOTES of the week

‘Do you love your children more than you love fossil fuels?’

Just Stop Oil’s Indigo Rumbelow harangues Sky News anchor Mark Austin after he questioned the group’s tactics. He responded: ‘Please stop shouting at me.’

‘You selfish, selfish people. I have nothing but contempt for every single one of you.’

Tony Bambury, rejects an apology from Just Stop Oil after he missed his father’s funeral due to chaos on the M25.

‘Ottoman sultans had their rebellious sons strangled with a bow string by deaf mutes.

So a sumptuous LA mansion and Spotify deals is pretty attractive in comparison.’

Author Simon Sebag Montefiore believes Prince Harry has an easy ride as ‘a spare to the heir’.

‘I’d lost six stone thanks to my personal trainer but my boobs just looked like two boiled eggs in socks.’

Labour’s Angela Rayner, who took out a £5,600 bank loan for a boob job for her 30th birthday.

‘My name is Catherine. Have you got a poppy? Do you want mine?’ The Princess of Wales to three-year-old Akeem on a visit to a children’s centre in West London.

‘When you win, bring it back to Malibu.’

Actor Sean Penn hands Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelensky one of his Oscars amid the war against Russia.

‘Huw Edwards is going to queue up for tickets… Him? I cannot get my head around it.’

Comic Peter Kay is amazed to find the BBC presenter wants to see his first tour in 12 years.

‘Bring back the lettuce.’

Heckler at PMQs jokingly demands the return of Liz Truss after new Prime Minister Rishi Sunak was forced to accept the resignation of Sir Gavin Williamson.

‘Twenty poond.’

Spelling error on counterfeit notes held by William Hickson, a Geordie, that gave the game away.