Zeta-Jones and hard-faced facts

Catherine Zeta-Jones (left) says she would love to be a female Bond. Great!

But she might want to lay off the Botox for a while first. Because, honestly, having just watched her as Morticia addams in the new tim Burton netflix extravaganza Wednesday (very good, by the way), i’d say that under the current arrangements she would struggle to play a corpse.