‘My ‘ome was a box bi the stove’
THE scene is set on a page entitled ‘The Alterbyografy of a kamp kat’. It reads: ‘I was born in a gurd room. My mum wos a kookouse kat. I don’t know much about dad cos he was a bit of a rover and left my mum when I was born. ‘My ‘ome was a box bi the stove. I had 2 sisters and a brothur. Wen us grue up a bit them others wos took away to nice omes an me was left in gard room an made a fuss of. My mum went orf wif someone else and I was left alone. The solgers all liked me and wood bring me sum of their milkie and bits of skrap meat to eat an’ I grue up to be a nice pretty kat...’