If racing to saw through the tree trunk you’re standing on isn’t your cup of scrumpy, you might instead like to try:
Horseshoes Drive a wooden stake into the ground, retreat ten paces, throw horseshoe so as to encircle the stake. Remember to return shoes to the kindly horse once you’ve finished.
Hook-a-duck Extend hooktopped cane to lift ring-headed rubber duck from pond. Check base for hidden mark denoting prize win. Find no such mark.
Archery Swooshtastic fun! Pro tip: be sure to wear a hand guard so the arrow flight has no chance of slicing through your hand like a serving knife through cheesecake. Long story short: it smarts.