CATS ON MATS

The se­cret dreams of sleep­ing pets: Sox, aged five

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“5-4-3-2-1… blast off! Here I go on my in­ter­galac­tic mis­sion to find a new planet for us fe­lines – where our su­pe­ri­or­ity is recog­nised. I’ve got the small step/gi­ant leap thing down. Yes, hello, ground con­trol. You want me to do what? As if I’d do any­thing as hu­man as obey or­ders from you! What’s for lunch? Ugh, no I don’t fancy that. Just let me out, will you? I sim­ply can’t work un­der these cir­cum­stances: mis­sion aborted! ” Tweet a pic of your #dogsin­blan­kets or #cat­son­mats @sim­plethings­mag

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