Unlucky duckies

POLICE are hunting thieves who stole more than 200 ducks from a farm.

The 230 ducks were taken from a shed near Laurencekirk, Aberdeenshire, and police believe they were rounded up and loaded into a vehicle such as a pick-up truck or van. The birds are valued at a low four-figure sum.

The Old Bill really should quack down on this sort of thing.