You can’t talk turkey with vegans

The birdbrains of The Bristol Vegan Action Group got themselves in a flap this week.

They held a candlelit vigil outside a farm, “in remembrance” of the estimated 10 million turkeys that will be slaughtered for our Christmas dinners.

However, nine plump birds will now be able to gobble at Christmas, after the fowl activists shamed the farm into saving them from the chop, and forced them to cancel a charity auction to raise money for disadvantaged people.

I would have told these maniacs to get stuffed.

Turkeys are for Christmas, not for life!