With you. Groan and you why bad jokes are still funny
Gyles Brandreth explains why his best-loved jokes are so bad they are hilarious
knock. Who’s there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle’ll be the last time I knock on your door. And then there is The Krankies. I used to go to their shows, but then they told me about their swinging lifestyle, so my wife stopped me, she said it would lead me into temptation and was too dangerous.”
Gyle’s love of jokes can be traced back to his father.
“Everything he did was full of jokes, so I was brought up on them. He had a collection of joke books I loved.
“I remember he had a dribble glass, which was a crystal glass with little cuts in it, so whenever you drank from it, you dribbled. My sisters were 10 years older than me and when they brought their boyfriends round, he would give them the dribble glass.”
When Gyles and his wife, Michele, had three children, he dusted down his dad’s joke books, which were from the Victorian era. But Michele said some of the jokes were politically incorrect and threw them out, so Gyles began writing his own, as well as collecting them.
After complaining about the quality of jokes in Christmas crackers, a manufacturer employed Gyles in the 70s to write his own. He then wrote jokes for Kellogg’s Rice Krispies cereal boxes. He amassed piles of notebooks full of wisecracks, and when lockdown began he went into the basement and dug them out, both to entertain his seven grandchildren and with a view to compiling a definitive book.
And scientists now back up his long-held belief that even bad jokes are good for us. “Recent research by Oxford University and Aalto University in Finland has shown that not only is laughter good for us, but groaning at bad jokes is too, because it’s something we do as a collective, a community.”
At this time of year, Gyles would usually be spending the month in Edinburgh at the Fringe.
“I lost my seat when Tony Blair came in and I didn’t know what to do, and a friend said I should go to the Fringe. I thought they would loathe me, but my friend said they didn’t know what a Conservative MP was up there because it had been so long.
“I did a show called Zipp, which was 100 musicals in 100 minutes, and we received a standing ovation and won awards. Since then, for the last 20 years, I’ve been a regular. It’s been a wonderful thing for me – it was like being reborn. It’s strange not being there. I always associated the Fringe and Edinburgh with Nicholas Parsons, who last appeared on stage there last year. He was actually taken ill there and I had to host a couple of Just A Minute shows in his place.
“We would take a flat up there, go for dinner together and have good times. He carried on until he was 96, which is not a bad innings. He was a great role model. If I can equal his record, I’ll still be appearing at the Fringe in 2045.”