10 Celebrity quotes

1 CLARE BALDING

“You won’t find me on the BBC’s bestpaid list. We will never crack it until women are paid equally.”

2 PIPPA MIDDLETON

“People see me as someone who has used my position to advantage . . . that I’m a party girl without any substance.”

3 JOOLS HOLLAND

“Without the piano, my life would be a disaster – nobody would hold me in any regard. It’s the thing that saved me.”

4 SIR ELTON JOHN

“My records don’t sell any more because people have enough Elton John records in their collection.”

5 JANE SEYMOUR

“I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest.”

6 RORY BREMNER

“Trump reportedly wants to lose 15lbs. If he took the wallet out of his pocket, he would be pretty much there.”

7 DAME VERA LYNN

“The first thing I do every morning is put on lipstick. Just because you are elderly doesn’t mean you have to stop living.”

8 GEORGE OSBORNE

“I don’t want to write my memoir – I don’t know how the story ends.

9 ANDY MURRAY

“I learnt it from her, actually.” (when asked what his mother Judy thinks about his swearing on court)

10 JANE ASHER

“I know some actresses who used to be older than me who are now younger than me – I don’t know how they do it.”