10 SMILES OF THE WEEK

TINDER SURPRISE

Anne Robinson has revealed she’s using dating app Tinder. Heaven help any weak links who reply to ice queen Anne!

IT’S A KNOCKOUT

Muhammad Ali’s life is to be turned into a musical. Instead of a chorus line, will it have a punch line?

RAISE A GLASS

Latest research shows a glass of wine or bottle of beer nightly can lower your death rate by a fifth. Chin chin!

SHELL SHOCK-ED

A retired postie saved his pet tortoise Freda by giving it the kiss of life. Now that is a special delivery.

THAT WINNING FEELING

Perthshire is the luckiest area in Scotland for winning the Lotto, with 34 big money prizes in the last five years. Moving could be worth a gamble.

WORRYING SIGNS

A local council took down signs about missing reflective road studs after the message “warning cats eyes removed” upset tourists and young kids. They were fur-ious!

CHOCOLATE JINGLE

A new craze has hit the internet with people photographing their favourite vintage snacks, so...if you like a lot of selfie pix of biscuits join our club!

FRINGE BENEFITS

Tony Coward’s show at the Fringe made us smile, with one-liners like: “When I’m bored, I like handing herbs to people, just to pass the thyme.”

SHERRY COOL

Sherry is back – young people have boosted sales by 50%. But do they prefer sweet or dry?

BUBBLY PARTNER

The fastest man on two legs bowed out of athletics in true Bolt style – with lots of drama and charisma. Thanks for the memories, Usain.