SMILES OF THE WEEK

▼ APPLE-TISING

Make sure to keep the doctor away today by indulging in Apple Day.

▼ what’s In a name?

Congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex on becoming pregnant. Already the bookies are taking bets over which name they’ll choose.

▼ RACING HEART

A fleet-footed nurse from Carluke saved a fellow jogger who had a heart attack by administering CPR. It turns out angels wear running shoes!

▼ SPICE UP YOUR LIFE

It’s national curry week, so celebrate by tucking into your favourite dish. We hope it’s second to naan!

▼ NATION-WIDE SMILE

Happiness levels in Scotland are rising for the third year in a row, according to new figures. Dour, us?

▼ POUR DECISION

Someone splashed out nearly half-amillion at auction for a 70-year-old bottle of wine. You can get one down the supermarket for a fiver.

▼ FARE PLAY

A Fife taxi driver saved a passenger from a phone scammer after overhearing his conversation in the backseat. All hail the taxi driver!

▼ WELL ISLE BE

A labourer sent to the remote Fair Isle island to fix their electricity supply is staying – after falling in love with a local. Ok, but when’s the movie out?

▼ MONEY TOCKS

A clock discovered at a house in Derby fetched £250,000 at auction. The owners are, of course, tickety-boo.

▼ NOT FEELING BLUE

Kids’ favourite Blue Peter turned 60 last week. Reminiscing about wanting one of the badges made our day.