10 Celebrity quotes 10 GRAEME SWANN

1 KYM MARSH

“I’m not relishing being called grandma so I’ve been researching alternative names!” (the Corrie star on becoming a gran at 42)

2 OZZY OSBOURNE

“I don’t drink, I don’t smoke tobacco, I don’t do drugs, I don’t womanise. The amount of booze and drugs I was taking at one point, I couldn’t have survived. I turn 70 on December 3 and how I got this far is a miracle.”

3 LOUISA LYTTON

“I was a bit nervous, but so far so good.” (on returning to EastEnders)

4 HARRY REDKNAPP

“There’s only one person I want to see in a bikini having a shower and that’s my wife.” (talking shower hour in the I’m A Celebrity camp)

5 ED MILIBAND

“I don’t want to eat insects.” (former Labour leader when asked if he’d do I’m A Celebrity)

6 SIMON CALLOW

“I am always surprised by my face and rather dismayed by it.”

7 SUSANNA REID

“The thing about fizzy water is it doesn’t knock the edge off things.” (on the frustrations of her booze ban)

8 SIR CLIFF RICHARD

“I’ve been told I’m Christian goody two-shoes. I tried to live as honourable a life as possible.”

9 THE PRINCE OF WALES

“My grandchildren wear me out.” “Dancing is actually a lot of fun.” (after being eliminated from Strictly)