Hmm. Porn cocktail, anyone?

M&S shoppers were shaken and stirred after “Pornstar Martini” cocktails appeared on store shelves.

There’s always a bit of innuendo in the names of cocktails and I know a smutty label is not very M&S.

But, in what are really challenging conditions for retailers, they’ve got to keep up with the times.

I think the term is a relatively gentle one, and I wouldn’t be afraid to ask for a Pornstar, though I’d probably have a little giggle while I said it.

But you’ll never hear me ask for Sex On The Beach.