Career? That’s overcooking it

I don’t mean to be cruel (she says, being cruel) but what is the point of Brooklyn Beckham? The son of footballer David Beckham and former pop star Victoria has flitted from career to career and is now a self-styled

celebrity chef, although with no apparent training or, erm, talent.

He’s now claiming that he bought a £1 million supercar from the earnings of his new career. The offspring of the rich and famous are blessed with many things, and for Brooklyn Beckham the ability to kid himself on a monumental scale is one of them.