Ukulele? It’s plane ridiculous

You wonder what goes through the minds of PR folk who decide it would be a good idea to shut down Centre Parcs on the day of the Queen’s funeral and kick the guests out.

Likewise, the genius who thought it would be a jolly wheeze to surprise a plane full of people with an impromptu ukulele lesson. That’s what happened to passengers who boarded a Southwest flight to Honolulu. They found an instrument in their seat and in-flight instructors on hand to give them an intensive lesson. By the time they arrived in Hawaii they were apparently pros.

There’s so much wrong with this I don’t know where to start. Flying is already a hideous experience for me but being forced

to learn to play an instrument

I have no desire to master would take it to a new level of hell. And who was serving the gin

and tonics?

Winging it with a ukelele