Quotes of the week

Easy rhetoric ignores hard fact Albanian prime minister Edi Rama accuses UK ministers of scapegoating young men from his country for immigration policy failures

I’m looking forward to him eating a kangaroo’s penis. Quote me. You can quote me on that Andy Drummond, vice chair of Matt Hancock’s constituency Conservative Association, on the MP joining TV’s I’m A Celebrity

Could you not at least sound as if you’d encountered an English missionary once in your life? Scots broadcaster Paul Coia on a producer being unimpressed by his accent as he became first voice on Channel 4 exactly 40 years ago