Two Doors Down

BBC2, Wednesday, 10pm (11.15pm Northern Ireland) Last week poor Colin turned to his neighbours for support after being dumped by Cathy.

Things are already looking up for the new singleton – he is feeling chipper after a successful date, and cannot wait to tell his friends about it.

Michelle is off out so Beth and Eric are looking after Alan (Grado, above with Elaine C Smith), who is laid up on the sofa in a surgical boot. But it’s not long before they lose their patience with the patient.