From the Dictionary
Chaffic, n.
h
The endless need to talk about the traffic when you arrive in the hall on Friday night.
Eloocution, n.
h
Teaching your child to say loo not toilet, then watching in horror as they correct other adults.
h High on your own supply, n.
Doing a History of Art dissertation on a painting belonging to your family.
MIC, acronym
h
Made in Chelsea: a TV show made by non-Chins, for nonChins, about non-Chins who think they are Chins.
h Nadia, phrase
No idea.
Chin: “What’s your name?” Nadia: “Nadia”
Chin: “Well you must have some idea.”
Osama Chin Laden, n.
h
Accidentally going through airport security with a shotgun cartridge in your Barbour pocket.
h Putting your head in the lion’s mouth, n.
A selfie in the billiard room.
h Roll-on deodorant, n. A tiny Chin in a ski helmet.
Urchin, n.
h
A Chin baby.
WTF, acronym
h
Well, that’s fantastic. At least that’s what your mother thinks it means when texting.
Vicar: I’ve found a fourth for bridge! It’s Sue the organist Mother: WTF Gerald.