THINGS FOR MEN OF 60 AND OVER TO AVOID

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Memes

You will almost certainly have misunderstood them

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TikTok

Don’t waste your precious time

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Skinny jeans

Really. Non-skinny are acceptable, by negotiation

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Open-top cars

One word: hair

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Baseball caps

Unless you actually play baseball

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Slogan T-shirts

Nobody cares if you think they’re funny

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Karaoke

Even if – especially if – you know all the words

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Those gilets with loads of pockets that photographers wear

“So practical” is no excuse

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Glasses with brightly

coloured frames

You’re not Prue Leith