Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

CHANNEL 4, 8.00PM

Michael Bay kicks his cerebrally challenged sci-fi franchise up a notch with a somewhat improved third instalment – it’s still nonsense, and Shia LaBeouf screams a lot, but it sweeps you along. The notion that the entire Apollo moon programme was designed to rescue a crashed Transformer counts, in Bay’s world, for wit.