Mes­sage from the vice- chan­cel­lor

THE (Times Higher Education) - - OPINION -

This is the time of year when vice-chan­cel­lors like to send an Xmas mes­sage to all mem­bers of their uni­ver­sity. Un­for­tu­nately, short­age of space pre­vents Fourth De­gree from re­pro­duc­ing any of these mes­sages in their en­tirety. But here is a spe­cially con­densed ver­sion of this year’s typ­i­cal of­fer­ing:

Dear All, Ex­cit­ing. Forg­ing Ahead. Strength to Strength. New Hori­zons. Up­ward Tra­jec­tory. Ma­jor Achieve­ments. Je­sus. Rede­ploy­ment. Clos­ing Down. Apoc­a­lypse. Happy Christ­mas!

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