Pick of the week’s Gossip

Meghan and Harry have been mocked in a new series of the US cartoon South Park. They feature in it as the “Prince and Princess of Canada”, who appear on a TV show to promote the Prince’s new memoir, Waaagh, then embark on a “worldwide privacy tour”, visiting France, India and Australia while holding signs that read “Stop looking at us!” and “We want our privacy!!”. They settle in South Park itself in an attempt “to make people think we’re really serious about wanting to be normal”.

The rally driver and bon viveur Peter Graham-Moon, who died this month, was best known for the extravagant revenge that his wife Sarah took on him for his womanising. The Times obituary reported that in 1992, she poured five litres of white paint over his prized blue BMW as it sat provocatively in his girlfriend’s driveway in rural Berkshire. A week later she cut four inches from the right sleeves of his 32 Savile Row suits. She also emptied out boxes of his favourite Havana cigars, and stamped on them; then plonked 70 expensive bottles from his wine cellar on his neighbours’ doorsteps, like milk bottles. Finally, she flew his “mega-sized” blue boxer shorts from his car aerial.

For the second time in two years, Michael Gove has hit the dance floor in Aberdeen. Last weekend the Levelling Up Secretary was spotted grooving to Donna Summer’s “I Feel Love” at Club Tropicana in the early hours, twirling a woman and belting out the words: “Ooh I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love.” The club posted on its Facebook page: “Another HUGE weekend at Club T. We even had Michael Gove in cutting some serious shapes.”