TRUE STORY

The vicar was trying to organise a nativity play for Christmas and getting little support. One lady said: “Can’t we have it another time when we’re not so busy?” Seen on a poster on a Cemetery Notice Board: “WAKE UP, YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU” From a Hampshire church magazine: We badly need more sinners for the choir. From an advertisement in the Huddersfield Examiner:

“H reg Nissan Micra in red, one reverend owner from new, never missed a service”.