SMALL HOT HATCHES GROUP TEST · C-CLASS
The mesmerising Ford Fiesta ST is so unbeatable, almost everyone’s given up the fight. Can a tweaked Mini – or an all-new super-Hyundai – topple the champ?
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We might owe Hyundai a thank you here, for halting the small hot hatch implosion. A bitesize history recap: when the last Fiesta ST arrived in 2014, it went to war against the new Peugeot 208 GTI and a rethought Clio RS, among other established talent. The latest version has had life easy thanks to its dad killing off all foreign claims to the kingdom.
Neither the quick Clio or 208 have been replaced. The French – who have owned this scene since the Eighties – shrug and mumble about maybe doing an electronique one at some point soon. Meanwhile Citroen hasn’t even bothered producing a hot hatch for a decade. Vauxhall – the company that was once upon a time busily applying VXR badges to Corsas, MPVs and the office sandwich trolley – has left the building entirely.
Oh, it gets worse. Seat’s erected an entire Cupra sub-brand but stubbornly populates the showroom with SUVs instead of a lairy Ibiza. Remember the interesting days when Skoda would sell you a turbodiesel Fabia vRS and Audi flogged a quattro-drive S1? RIP.
So, cheers Hyundai. At last, the mighty Fiesta has a challenger: a lowered, stiffened i20 from the Korean/German dream team that gave you the spectacular i30N. And we could have simply left it as a two-way showdown.
However, small hot hatches are no longer what you’d call ‘cheap’. Having a monopoly will do that. A Fiesta ST starts at £22k, but in this range topping ST3 trim with the Performance Pack lobbed in, it’s twenty four and a half grand (plus £400 more if you’d like back doors), or about £300 a month. The fully kitted Hyundai – a five-door only – starts at a fiver under £25k.
“THE MINI JOHN COOPER WORKS HAS SEEN MORE DODGY FACELIFTS THAN A HOLLYWOOD THERAPIST”
For not far north of that, you can try something with a Taste the Difference badge. The Mini John Cooper Works has seen more dodgy facelifts than a Hollywood therapist, but old JCWs mixed grown-up quality and cheeky manners into a satisfying brew. This one’s been optioned beyond GR Yaris money, but it’s the quickest car you can buy for under thirty grand.
Perhaps because the Mini is such a familiar toytown shape, we’ve stopped noticing it’s long given up being cute. Now festooned with more blanked-off chickenwire and clip-on muscle, it’s a bit of a gargoyle. Boxy implants hang awkwardly from the car’s bulbous fuselage. The JCW hatch sits a rung below the disappointing wing-shod GP in the Mini ranks, and lacks the flagship’s sat-down, squat stance.
Things improve as you drop past the frameless door into the snug seat. There’s much BMWness in the lowest, most straight-legged driving position of the three, and plenty of over-stuffed BMW steering wheel thickness too. On the whole the Mini’s cabin wears its eight years gracefully, and though the oblong screen/round hole centrepiece still jars, the toggle switches and upright pillars maintain a unique sense of kitsch occasion.
New this time is the digital speedo, updated screen graphics, and... that’s your lot. Has Mini checked out, confident that applying more horsepower than anyone else is a job done?
The 2.0-litre turbo engine – as found in the brilliant BMW 128ti and meh Toyota Supra – develops 228bhp and 236lb ft, which is loads for a clutch bag, but you sense where it’s been electronically detuned from its other duties.
It tightens up above 5,000rpm like a runner suffering from a stitch. No longer allowed to punctuate the overrun with crackles from a flatulent exhaust, the Mini’s autotuned growl sounds reedy. I’d forgive some of that lack of enthusiasm if the JCW set hot hatch land speed records, but the chassis can’t apply its power advantage to the road. The traction control light blinks gaily through first and second gears as the front axle scrabbles for purchase.
Sure, Mini likes the idea its cars are rambunctious ickle tearaways. But for this
money, you’d expect it to have ‘settling down and actually behaving’ in the locker. At pace, the JCW is always a cartoon. The ride is loose, pitching and heaving about as though the topmounts are fashioned from rubber. It feels top heavy and cumbersome on the sort of classic rollercoaster British B-road it should pick apart for breakfast.
The optional eight-speed automatic purrs through town, but slurs its lines when you want to grab it by the scruff. Do so anyway and the JCW’s heft dampens the fizz. Mini has made attempts to disguise the bulk with a quick roll-of-the-wrists steering response and a lively rear under braking, yet it always feels 100kg heavier than the livewire Fiesta.
Someone might accidentally buy it. Decide they want something Mini-shaped and Cooper S-priced, then discover they can get into the JCW for not-many-more pounds per month. Whereas you’re going to make a conscious decision to buy a [checks notes] Hyundai i20N. This isn’t a household name – yet.
Looks-wise, the Hyundai nails the pugnacious menace schtick. It sits squat and four-square on cambered 18-inch rims. The bodywork seems to have been sketched by Zorro in his Japanese anime phase. That red pinstriping and quad-support wing are unashamedly in yer face. One of our team notes that – unlike the unusually subtle Ford – you’ll instantly presume the slashed, slammed i20N will be driven yobbishly. People will judge you.
Actually, whoever’s driving will be far too busy with their set-up. The i20N may be mechanically bread and butter: 201bhp 1.6-litre turbo 4cyl engine drives front wheels via 6spd manual gearbox and limited-slip differential, but this is a phenomenally nerdy bit of kit.
Allow me to walk you through it. Between the heated seat buttons, a toggle marked ‘Drive Mode’ switches you from Normal to Eco (no, ta) and Sport modes, projecting appropriate fonts onto the digi-dash.
You’ll then notice two ‘N’ toggles on the steering wheel, plus an inviting red button marked ‘Rev’. This activates the rev-blipper to smooth downchanges if you can’t be arsed to heel ’n’ toe. Geeky – a perk neither the Ford or the Mini offer – but not exactly anorak-worthy.
To go full cagoule and long johns, delve into the 10.2-inch touchscreen’s ‘N’ matrix. Here live the menus for your N Custom modes. Choose three stages of throttle response, exhaust bark, rev-match aggression, and how ‘on’ you want the stability control.
Then, select how many revs you’d like the launch control system to dial in for a perfect getaway, or when you want the upshift beeper to sound. Satisfied? Your preferences are stored and ready to deploy with just a tap of the baby blue N earlobes.
“THE HYUNDAI’S BODYWORK SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN SKETCHED BY ZORRO IN HIS JAPANESE ANIME PHASE”
In fact, you needn’t remember to press them. Like many modern cars, the i20N packs a camera that reads road signs to register speed limits or a school zone ahead. However, it also spots the ‘S bends’ warning sign and up pops a prompt on the dash: “Twisty roads ahead. Would you like N mode?”
Wow. Here’s a machine that digests the threat of imminent corners and politely suggests driving like a bit of a cock. It’s fantastic. What else would you expect from a car with 12 new welds and brackets amid its chassis to make the hot version stiffer?
So the i20N is the hatchback equivalent of those £10k carbon fibre bicycles with electric gearshifting, or a water-cooled gaming PC. Serious hardware. The Fiesta ST is more like pick up ’n’ play Mario Kart. And the Mini? A fairground coconut shy. Fun once in a while, but you’re probably being ripped off.
In its default Normal mode the Hyundai is an agreeable daily. It’s the most spacious, it has the biggest boot, and although it has a cylinder more than the Ford and can’t deactivate any of them when cruising (unlike the freakishly economical Fiesta) it’s still good for 45mpg on a long run, where it’s a touch noisier than the other two but far from wearying.
The ride is firmer than the Ford’s, and is the only part of the car’s personality that can’t be adjusted, but chances are if you buy into the aggression and attitude of the looks and the handling, you’ll tolerate the tautness.
The seats don’t pinch as intimately as the Fiesta’s Recaros, but are easier to clamber out of. Pity Hyundai didn’t splash as much colour and verve on the dreary shiny grey dash as it did on the exterior. The budget was blown on those sharply animated screens.
And, indeed, on the bits under the skin. The i20N is a fantastic, engaging, tenacious drive... but it’s not the character I expected. Hyundai’s second hot hatch is actually more mature than its bigger i30N brother. There’s less interference from the road, less buffeting, less torque steer. It’s a pointy, accurate, ruthlessly effective device to dissect your favourite road in.
Traction is mighty – nothing like as wasteful as the Mini’s front tyres. The limited-slip diff’s hookup isn’t as obvious as the Fiesta’s, and the steering isn’t as quick, but that makes the i20N a little easier to acclimatise to, and less edgy.
The Fiesta attacks a bend on the entry, lifts its inside rear wheel at the apex, and slides out onto the straight in pure old-school delight. It’s a riot. The Hyundai goes a different way – less tailhappy, more focused on pace and intent. Both are spectacular tonics. Both deserve to win.
The ace the Ford holds over the newcomer is its splendid 197bhp three-cylinder engine. Throttle inputs are crisper than the Hyundai’s lazier four-pot, which lags below 3,000rpm and responds lethargically to throttle blips if you choose to DIY. The ST also makes a fruitier, more exotic offbeat thrum.
For me, that’s enough to give the Fiesta the narrowest victory of its life. I prefer the Ford’s less fussy looks, its more mobile rear end, and its gearshift, though that might be purely because its knob feels more expensive than the Hyundai’s.
And if that sounds fickle, then it’s because these two cars mostly can’t be split on merit, only on preference. You can’t go wrong. Drive both. Buy either. And be thankful that, for a little while longer, they’re still here at all.
“THE ACE THE FORD HOLDS OVER THE NEWCOMER IS ITS SPLENDID 197BHP THREE-CYLINDER ENGINE”