BBC Top Gear Magazine

RICCI’S GARAGE

Report 23 Mark’ s Skyline is now just a bare shell, amount... but it’ s still worth an eye-watering

- Mark Riccioni

In the parallel universe known simply as Common Sense Land I’d have sold the R to some utter maniac American for an absurd amount of cash And the most terrifying thing is it would’ve easily been one of the better GTRs out there for sale That’s a bit of a lie because the actual most terrifying thing is it currently has no paint left on it There’s no bumpers no engine no electrics nothing It’s a bare metal shell sitting somewhere near Essex but for once that doesn’t mean it’s been stolen

How’d it end up here? Rather than accept any responsibi­lity I’d sooner deflect it onto others instead Like Harlow Jap Autos for selling me it many years ago Or maybe the entirety of America for driving GTR values into laughable levels Would I have overhauled a car that was worth ‡ grand? Absolutely not But a car knocking well into six figures? Suddenly there’s an expectatio­n to look after it

I will stop talking about Skyline values at some point just not this month Because it genuinely confuses me I should be happy and rubbing my hands with glee But honestly it’s a bit sad All the fun parts of GTR ownership are becoming harder to enjoy Good luck finding any stock parts for cheap What about tuning ones? Yup similar story unless you’re happy for them to come from deepest eBay That also means hammering a Skyline around the track is pretty much out the window

That’s why I’m loving this restoratio­n so muchŒ it’s a different kind of car enjoyment Unless you’ve truly got deep pockets you can’t fight what’s happening to Skyline values Either suck it up or find another scene And seeing as I’m not ready to lose GTR ownership status just yet I better carry on sucking it up

That’s not how this work is being afforded either Nor is there an OnlyFans ticking over in the background because annoyingly the market for watching a yearold man ponder how much toast to have for breakfast ” four being excessive two not enough ” is niche even by internet standards I know you think the answer is three but it’s not as nice a number as two or four is it?

Being British it’s my duty to play down all aspects of life that involve either monetary value or physical ability For example I can only muster the words to say I’m an alright photograph­er despite doing fairly well from it But for the sake of this article I’ll make an exception Not for me but the work involved courtesy of Spike’s Vintage Restoratio­ns

Andy and his team are some of the best painters in the world That’s not a generic quip because they have my carŒ these are the people you trust when you need a showwinning car destined for the likes of Pebble Beach Customers come from all around the world for Andy’s work and while they may lack a big jazzy showroom with glassfronted walls all of that nonsense doesn’t equate to a better paint job

Calling it a paint job feels quite dismissive because in reality the paint comes right at the end It’s the hundreds of hours of prep beforehand which really makes the difference and having seen their work over the years it’s the main reason why I can feel relaxed that everything will be fine Until the next invoice comes in obviously So if you need me you can find my Twitch Stream under @Toast_ Decisions_Daily

“I SHOULD BE HAPPY AT SKYLINE VALUES. BUT HONESTLY, IT’S A BIT SAD”

Internatio­nally renowned photograph­er Mark has been working with TG for many, many years. When not taking photos he’s buying inappropri­ate cars. Here he shares his addiction with the world

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Don’t tell Mark, but they’re selling this in Argos as a £30 cat tower

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