BBC Top Gear Magazine

IT’S 1971, AND ENZO FERRARI HAS A PROBLEM

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Racecar shakedowns at his factory’s local track are no longer an option Ever faster machines are igniting safety concerns at the antiquated Autodromo di Modena and whenever a prototype noses out of the pits colour filmwielding spies lurk out the back of the circuit The Scuderia’s secrets are available to the highest bidder Ferrari hasn’t won the Formula One constructo­rs’ championsh­ip since €‚ and it’s now innovative Cosworthengined Brits like Lotus and Tyrrell in the ascendancy

Meanwhile even in Italy even in the Seventies it’s becoming increasing­ly ‘frowned upon’ to test racing cars on public roads A decade previously the hills around Modena would echo with the shriek of motorsport V ‰s Times are changing and Enzo needs somewhere to hone his thoroughbr­eds free from public ‹or clandestin­eŒ gaze

Luckily Signore Ferrari has astutely bought up a patch of farmland opposite his factory in Maranello northern Italy where the company’s been establishe­d since ‚Ž And it’s only a couple of years since the omnipotent Fiat acquired a ‘’ per cent stake in his brainchild ensuring its ‹Italian not AmericanownedŒ survival

Flush with cash and a generous back garden Enzo plots a private track lassoing the old white farmhouse with the red door he now resides in The circuit contains vignettes of the world’s most fearsome racetracks“ Zandvoort’s banked Tarzan turn the Gasometer hairpin at Monaco ‹now La Rascasse and Anthony NoghesŒ and even the second Flugplatz jump at the infamous Nürburgrin­g Nordschlei­fe ™ a blind summit atop the Suzukastyle bridge

By using a figure of eight miles of Scuderia boot camp was squeezed into the facility and it was ready for business by April Ž‰ Fiorano ™ the home circuit of Ferrari where everything from the š’› to › ‰ Competizio­ne and beyond was honed ™ turns the grand old age of ‘’ this year

The outright lap record belongs to Michael Schumacher Back when inseason F testing was allowed he got a ’’bhp V ’powered F‰’’‚ around here in an astonishin­g ‘‘ seconds A LaFerrari takes one minute Ž seconds ‰ secs quicker than a Testarossa in just › miles That’s the pace of progress

But in Fiorano’s half century it’s never played host to an allelectric lap record Easy to see why really“ Ferrari hasn’t yet built a pure EV When TopGear discovers there’s a bar waiting to be set we don’t just wonder and fantasise We get on the phone to Maranello and pitch something that’ll have highpressure Lavazza coffee sprayed up the red walls in surprise

While Ferrari itself may not have quite got around to going totally battery powered the British have gone ahead and done it for them

Introducin­g the latest Christmas musthave toy from those big kids at Oxfordshir­e’s Little Car Company“ the Ferrari Testa Rossa Junior This Ž‘ per cent scale replica of a ‰‘’ Testa Rossa ™ the late Fifties racer which took three victories each at Le Mans and Sebring ™ follows on from its ‘Baby’ Bugatti Type š‘ and shrunken Aston Martin DB‘ Volante and I’ll venture it is the most exquisite vehicle in the entire magazine you’re holding But even among Little Car Company machines the TRJ is special So it ought to be for £ ’’ ’’’

See Ferrari is very particular about who it licenses its trademarks to Garnish something you’ve cobbled together in your shed with prancing horse shields and lawyers will be at your door before you can say ‘disastrous F tyre strategy’ But Ferrari was so impressed at the Little Car Company’s craftsmans­hip it’s given all ‰ examples its official blessing on one condition The miniature ‘red head’ had to be faster and boast better handling than all other Little Car Company creations It tops out at just over ‘’mph ™ plenty for popping Fiorano’s leccy cherry

Under the handbeaten aluminium bodywork and leather seat wearing Ferrari’s approved cowhide lies a

“FOR THE TURN SIX HAIRPIN I HAVE TO ADOPT THE BIRTHING POSITION”

bhp electric motor driving the rear wheels through an open differenti­al

It’s a proper little racer equipped with a spaceframe chassis coil springs and Pirelli tyres The brakes are Brembos from a Ducati superbike Intricate wire wheels are a bespoke commission from Borrani who fabricated the  Testa Rossa’s original rims On the Junior they’re a popular ƒ„ optional extra

I’m six feet tall so access is tricky† the doors are only implied so I step aboard trying not to scuff the seat and chest‡dip down where the seductive bodywork is braced until my size s rest on the pedals from a ‰„„ Pista Not pastiche homages† the part numbers are identical Nardi has created a bonsai version of its iconic timber‡rimmed steering wheel I adore how the  ’s dashboard has been reinterpre­ted† instead of a rev‡counter or oil pressure gauge the correct font dials now show charge level battery / motor temperatur­e and a Œ per cent power meter

Best of all the tiny key acts as a cute facsimile of Ferrari’s manettino mode switch Just like an „  Superfast this changes how the car behaves Novice mode allows just “bhp and a mph top speed If you’re a billionair­e buying for little Nikita you can ensure he’s not going to hurt himself Comfort mode takes you to  “bhp and “ mph Steady on

Sport ups that to “ bhp and ‰ mph And for us today the LCC technician­s have unlocked Race mode for the full bhp  mph fury Authentica­lly for a Fifties racer there’s no airbag no roll bar and no seatbelt Buono

Fiorano is a serious test track The pit garage is festooned with multiple TV screens showing a live feed of each corner Sensors within the surface relay gigabits of real‡time data for engineers to analyse and the circuit is usually booked up for activities a year in advance I have a couple of hours to sneak out get the photograph­y and video done and make history

I’m just relieved to get moving It’s “„˜ in the shade and my race suit ™which like the car is two sizes too small for meš is sodden with sweat The pit crew warns me that track temperatur­e is º approachin­g the level Ferrari would cancel a session for overheatin­g the tyres

It only takes half a lap to get a feel for the œ kg TRJ It’s easily the most accomplish­ed Little Car to drive yet Œ the under‡bonnet triple battery pack ™good for miles of range swappable in three minutesš gives a proper front‡-mid-‡engined balance Very modern Ferrari The steering kicks and jiggles joyously though I have to adopt the birthing position for the turn six left‡hand hairpin to stop my right hand bashing into my left leg at the apex The TRJ’s swift enough to dry out my throat and contact lenses but disappoint­ingly it lacks the oomph to unstick the rear

Happily the brakes only act on the back axle so you’ll flail sideways with a hard stop Not to worry Œ the pedal is well modulated and reassuring The brakes even contribute a bit of regenerati­on back into the batteries Impressive

I need to get my laps on the board

Œ time is a cruel mistress I amble around on a warm‡up lap weaving some heat into the tyres ™when in Rome right?š and concentrat­e on carrying maximum momentum out of the final corner All Fiorano lap times are set from a flying start Œ makes you wonder why Ferrari bothers with launch control really I’m over the line on the limiter at an indicated „ kph and leave the confidence brake into turn one as late as I dare There’s a momentary shudder of understeer before the TRJ obliges

It’s easy flat through the Maggotts and Becketts‡style esses and I manage just a slight lift into the switchback right‡hander to preserve speed for the climb up onto the flyover where the car feels sluggish Over the hump it scythes down the hill leaning hard on the squealing front left tyre

Don’t brake Don’t brake BRAKE! Learning from my clumsy earlier attempts at the hairpin I lean my torso right over the patriotic kerbing to carve a tighter line then activate personal DRS ™also known as ‘ducking’š and pick a line though the sinewy second complex

Sometimes there’s a speed limit out of the final turn The factory is no longer a rural outpost now surrounded by the swelling Maranello Residents of flats overlookin­g the pit straight complain about the noise so Ferrari kindly limits cars to trundling past their neighbours before gunning it under the bridge No such inconvenie­nce in this whispering interloper Flat to the line the first semi‡official electric Ferrari stops the clock at mins © œsecs

It’s not that Ferrari is taking this seriously but one of the guys offers to adjust the TRJ’s tyre pressures We’ve got enough range for another lap but motor temp is critical What would Enzo do?

This time I’m neater braver and faster Slashing three seconds from my personal best the first electric lap record at Fiorano is mins  ©secs That’s a mere min œsecs slower than an SF© Œ the current road legal lap champion Box box box

Can’t imagine my benchmark will last very long Will the first grown‡up e‡Ferrari be half as much fun as a three‡quarter scale homage? One wonders But have faith Œ I mean look at their track record

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