RICCI’S GARAGE
The art of downplaying a situation is critical for denying its actual severity This could be as simple as the ‘little’ bit of kerbing which has transformed your wheel into something from The Flintstones or it could be the crippling hangover after telling your loved one you’d only had a few drinks
There’s an entire chapter dedicated to this in the Skyline GT R handbook starting with fuel consumption before rapidly increasing to full engine issues Chapter reads “In the event of oil starvation instruct other enthusiasts that it is likely just a sticky valve and shouldn’t cost much to fix” Chapter continues “For engine rebuild number two suggest simply that the noise is because the timing needs sorting”
Annoyingly this handbook doesn’t include what to say during engine rebuilds number three and four But after five years of GT R ownership it’s a skill I’ve managed to perfect in order to keep relatively sane There is one area that no amount of downplaying can cover up though its ‘quick’ winter refresh
Nor should it be downplayed either because the work that Steve Richardson and his team at SR Autobodies is doing goes far beyond simply incredible and much closer to full on insanity He’s not just taking bits off and giving them a quick clean he’s undoing years of abuse and questionable modifications before ensuring it’ll last for another more
Look at the underside so far Looks jazzy doesn’t it? But look a little closer and now count how many different textures colours and materials are used Each one masked or predetermined before fitting The easy option here is to gloss black everything it’s forgiving and to the untrained eye looks ‘new’
But it also disguises horrors and can be done with most parts in situ That’s not how Steve works Every colour and material used here has been obsessively chosen to tie in with other components on the car including the bronze TE wheels and grey Brembo brakes It’s not trying to be OEM it’s far better than that
Every nut and bolt hundreds and hundreds of them has been either cleaned and zinc plated or replaced with a new item and then zinc plated so it doesn’t stand out Every single suspension arm the subframes roll bars and even the driveshafts and hubs have been removed cleaned vapour blasted and either hand painted or powder coated It takes Steve several hours to clean blast and coat every component individually There’s also six more boxes’ worth of parts for him to get through
And this isn’t even including all of the additional work that’s been undertaken including stripping and rewiring the entire loom to iron out years of dodgy audio earthing issues and general degradation Keep in mind Nissan’s manufacturing process in wasn’t exactly revolutionary Strip down a stock GT R and the issues you’ll find will leave you terrified long before you throw road use at it for decades
Every update that Steve sends through boggles my mind At this point I have absolutely no idea on the hours that have gone into it other than a lot And when it’s finished it’ll essentially be a zero mile car with an entirely new engine new paintwork and fully rebuilt shell Terrifying when its value is closer to a Ferrari than an old Nissan now
The sensible thing would be to garage it and wave it under the nose of some investor That’s what I’ve told myself and others who’ve asked So why am I now looking for a much bigger turbo to bolt onto the new engine? Thankfully the Nissan handbook has that covered Chapter says “Inform people you will drive it lightly because of its value Then run it at bhp and devalue it greatly by blowing up another engine ”
Internationally renowned photographer Mark has been working with TG for many, many years. When not taking photos he’s buying inappropriate cars. Here he shares his addiction with the world
“AT THIS POINT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA THE HOURS THAT HAVE GONE INTO IT”