Pets on the Cut
Taking centre stage
LIKE many who have been through lockdowns and the many challenges and terrible losses over the last 18 months, being given the opportunity to have a fun evening out, albeit outside, was an offer I could not resist.
This opportunity was in the form of actually going to the theatre, which was expertly arranged to ensure socially distanced seating outside, of course, where well-behaved dogs on a lead were actually welcome.
Yes, you guessed it, the fabulous Mikron Theatre Company (www.mikron.org.uk) was visiting. Founded in 1972, the company tours on its 71ft, 1936/7 Town Class narrowboat Tyseley in the summer and by road in spring and autumn.
In fact Mikron’s boat, built by Yarwoods of Northwich as part of the Grand Union Canal Carrying Company’s fleet and powered by a Russell Newbery engine, is on the National Historic Ships Register (www. nationalhistoricships.org.uk).
As the production booked at Lionhearts Cruising Club on the Grand Union Canal was called A Dog’s Tale, I enquired if it was dog friendly as it is all about dogs, including interesting snippets about the history of Crufts.
It was, and I arranged for the most well-behaved dog I know – Gorgeous George – as well as his owner/close friend of course, to attend, as I knew he would love the attention and is no stranger to being on a boat, walking on the towpath and visiting canalside pubs (now finally open).
George, who loves the ladies (humans) and is a real ladies’ dog, sorry lads, is a three-yearold dachshund and spends his boating time on a glass fibre cruiser and steel hulled narrowboat on both river and canal as well as ferries across the sea, usually the English Channel to the Isle of Wight.
This little lad might have little legs but they are most definitely sea legs, unlike mine (and my husband’s), as we choose the calmer water of the canal.
Being bred to hunt and flush out small game, they are known as the wiener, sausage and badger dog and George still uses his nose which goes down to the ground at the slightest smell of a hunt.
He loves new toys, which he rips to shreds with lightning speed, even the guaranteed indestructible ones and I believe he should be in the Guinness Book of Records for his soft toy squeaker retrieval skills.
George loves eating chicken, going on walks, being fussed and being the centre of attention which he deserves – but he can talk ( bark) a lot when being protective. He only barked during the play’s chase scene towards the end of the second half of the production, which was pawfectly timed. As George was the only real dog who attended, because the actors were dressed like dogs and also barked, he caused wonderful and affectionate laughter and applause.
At the end of the production he was treated to a Mikron bandana as he had been an absolute star, just like the actors in the production, which is well worth seeing if you get the chance! Five stars.