Killing Hasselhoff
Tuesday, Sky Premiere HD, 12.45pm & 10.20pm
CHEESY POP CULTURE icon David Hasselhoff happily sends himself up, but his gung-ho self-mockery isn’t enough to save this lame comedy. Here, he is a target for assassination, having been drawn by Ken Jeong’s nightclub owner in a celebrity death pool.
This set-up might have made for a darkly satirical black comedy, but the gags are so feeble it’s the movie that dies a death. 2016, 15, 77min