50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

Across 9 Covered in marmalade, leggy singer (5)

10 One sportingly slipping in foul jism and puke, right? (3-6)

11 Asian ex of Randy Andy, Ms Stark, like the Fat Slags by the sound of it? (7)

12 Large organs I crave desperately, small hidden (7)

13/28 Right testicle requires pace to spurt spunky string (8,9)

15 Coming in hole, dad wiping brow initially (6)

17 Perverted shop fondler to a T, one selecting grumble pamphlets before hurriedly departing (3,5,7)

20 Fuck with a nicer French dramatist (6) 21 Twat so big with the bust (8 25 Importing beer not entirely correct - he introduced tobacco to England, thus being granted exclusive access to Elizabeth I’s arse (7)

26 Frotterer such as Nigel Kennedy? (7) 28 See 13 29 Be obliged to guzzle last of absinthe - then vomit (5)

Down

1/6 Alfresco onanist at work, undies ruined (4,8) 2 See 24 3 See 22 4 Something to drink from Victoria’s tits (4) 5 Very very into putting up shelves etc, Terry Fuckwitt (5) 6 See 1 7 Harem splashed with pee, they don’t last long (8) 8 Something hard between a lady’s bazongers, orbs beaten in a lather (10)

13 Penetrate with force, showing initiative (10)

14 Some feel disgust after erection that’s doing fuck all (4)

16 Anus but no rimming for German chap (4)

18 Eclair up muff, funny though not ha-ha? (8)

19 Brazen woman ends in climax when the bride-to-be is rogered by the best man, traditionally (3,5)

22/3 Sad gutless shite unfortunately has to be a Viz favourite (3,3,6)

23 Sex appeal in penis missing helmet? Absolutely! (3,3)

24/2 You and I about to ram two sheep, producing spoff (5,3-3)

26 Day before weekend good for 1 down (4)

27 Bird’s arse, pronounced (4)