50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

No. 284

Across

1 Side by side with a boob (7)

5 Fuckwit beats pisshead back (7)

10 See 17 Down

11 Rope in a trial getting fucking knotted (6)

12 Growing feeling taking drug, swollen nuts (11)

15 Exposed, duo frolicking in spring (5,3)

16 Hawk possibly molesting parrot (6)

18 Spillage of claret from the fudgepacking department (6)

19 Queen bedded by coaches, more than one afoot? (8)

20 Lack of appreciation eating turd, I suspect (11)

25 Mix last of gruel into hairy goblet (6)

26 Poisonous thing alone with red flaps (8)

27 Lager! Be prepared for knock-on result of drinking (4,3)

28 Those showing the pressure when I cry while sucking end of todger (7)

Down

2 Farter, however, audible? (4)

3 Sinful as it happens, coming the wrong way (4)

4 Sportingly, where that classy bint Katy Perry has performed, great bird! (5,4)

6 Lubricated with love, I showed the way (5)

7 Fuck prison warder (5)

8 Taking floor, anus left quivering in the doggy position? (2,3,5) 9 Writer in stupor, bladdered (6)

13 Welcoming words, don’t bother with Johnny? (4,6)

14 See 23

16 Again look at outfit covering bra and panties, then study on top (9)

17/10 Crap tourist seeking knicker oil (4,8)

19 Body art on bosom, time it took, endless (6)

21 Fuck man! (5) 22 Greek character showing the tits and arse, primarily (5)

23/14 Many fuck from behind, producing semen (4,4) 24 Come up bottom (4) blankThis space has been left to work out your answers or draw cocks on.