50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

No. 298

Across

1 Methane spoils her gusset, and stinks initially (5,3) 6/10 Fail - as won’t a stubborn chod? (2,4,3,3) 9 From behind, he’s poking a part - such as this? (8) 10 See 6 11 Python in knockers a wobbling! (4,5) 12 See 24 Down 14 Pound nipsy endlessly, or put it about (6) 15 Girl noshed by you from behind without a problem! (6) 17 See 18 Down 19 Twat - one chucking up? (6) 22 Hawaiian greeting buffalo, happily gobbles (5) 23 Massage back, pulling hard sportingly? 6 across by doing this (9) 25 Dance role misinterpreted by lad having wiped rear (6)

26 Plonker finally tucked inside dunghampers, might meat and two veg be stored in those ? (8)

27 Let me present the ultimate in pussy - that’s contrary to accepted beliefs (6)

28 Lice crushed by match ball (8)

Down

2 Cooler company in Iran, buggered (3-3)

3 Shoe in arse, Ken uncomfortable (7)

4 Anus is after the nutritious part - well, I’ll be fucked! (8,2)

5 What makes things sound louder when good time girl keeps climaxing (8,7)

6 Those dropped by Johnny Fartpants, showing courage (4)

7 Fat Slags trying to become thin stop and rest when fucked (7)

8 OK to put on: with last of catches removed, weasel has bra off! (8)

13 Those tested by bonkers season in Luton, perhaps? (10)

16 Novelist and slapper by the sound of it? (8)

18/17 To do this with Viagra, he comes all over the place (7,6)

20 Old king declared war, dicking for a bit (6,1)

21 Sick, ugly nonebrities, wankers enjoying licking labia primarily (6)

24/12 Exciting early prod for man able to throw his balls into the box from a great distance (4,5)