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Are You Being Served a Writ?

A Work of Art™ to mark the historic legal turpitude of His Royal Highness Prince Andrew, the Duke of York KG, GCVO, CD, ADC.

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The House of Anhidrosis is Diaphoreti­c with Conceit to Induct a Regally Important New Limited Edition Collectors’ Plate

First floor: telephones Gents’ ready-made suits Shirts, socks, ties, hats Underwear and shoes Going down..?

Are You Being Served? and the Royal Family

Two Great British institutio­ns – one a comical farce filled with ridiculous characters that has kept the whole country laughing for years … the other a seventies sitcom set in the clothing department of a fictional West End store. This exquisitel­y decorated collectors’ plate asks the question that is on all our minds – What would happen if the staff of Grace Brothers were somehow employed to look after the reclusivel­y randy royal during his self-imposed exile?

Here we see His Royal Highness graciously taking receipt of a writ in his hideaway castle, as a lawyer working for the victims of his former vague acquaintan­ce – notorious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein – serves legal papers on him. It’s a whimsical scene imbued with a delightful mix of regal drama and charming humour, as Andrew’s band of comical servants – fresh from their previous employment at Grace Brothers – gather round to see what all the fuss is about.

He’s ninth in line to the throne, but first in line for a subpoena

All your favourite characters from Grace Brothers are here – ageing retainer Mr Grainger, camp footman Mr Humphries, haughty housekeepe­r Mrs Slocombe, jug-eared valet Mr Rumbold, cheeky chauffeur Mr Lucas, overbearin­g butler Captain Peacock and saucy housemaid Miss Brahms – as “too-honourable”™ Young Mr Windsor’s questionab­le past catches up with him at long last!

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 ?? ?? Captured by master artist Hopton Wafers in genuine oils left over from a Paint-by-Numbers of the Flying Scotsman he had for his birthday, Are
You Being Served a Writ? is a classic masterpiec­e of Renaissanc­e art that is surely destined to be thrown in the bin as soon as its former owner’s relatives get back from the crematoriu­m.
Captured by master artist Hopton Wafers in genuine oils left over from a Paint-by-Numbers of the Flying Scotsman he had for his birthday, Are You Being Served a Writ? is a classic masterpiec­e of Renaissanc­e art that is surely destined to be thrown in the bin as soon as its former owner’s relatives get back from the crematoriu­m.

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