SPOT THE MICHAEL BALL

...AND WIN THIS LUXURY CORNISH DREAM HOME!

MUSICAL performer MICHAEL BALL is in his favourite British county, Cornwall, where he is performing at the Minack theatre, perched high on Porthcurno cliffs. After an early matinee show, he has gone to do a little sightseeing – But where in Cornwall is he?

Read the three clues below to work out which of Cornwall’s many tourist attractions Michael has been visiting. When you think you know where he is, put an ‘X’ on the map. The closest ‘X’ to where the Falstaffian Love Changes Everything hitmaker is will win free, year-round access to this wonderful holiday home in Cornwall belonging to our former publisher.

1. Choo! Choo! Michael’s having a ‘Ball’, getting his visit off on the right tracks. So it’s full steam ahead for a day of fun and adventure.

2. There are lots of kiddies around this former industrial site, so if Michael stubs his toe, he’ll have to count to ‘tin’ and ‘mine’ his language.

3. After walking a ‘Lappa’ two around on the boating lake, it’ll be time for some tea and scones at the Engine Shed cafe.

The first person to correctly identify where Michael is will be given the combination to the key safe inside the woodstore of our ex-publisher’s fantastic Cornish hideaway, with unlimited use of his house and grounds whenever he is in his other big house in London. Or the one in France. If he comes back unexpectedly whilst you are in residence, hide in the cupboard under the stairs where he keeps his handmade shoes until he goes to bed, then sneak out through the conservatory, which is usually unlocked. Viz accepts no responsibility for your arrest on charges of breaking and entering in the event that our former publisher discovers you, locks you in the cupboard under the stairs and calls the police.