THEY SAID WHAT?

“I realised my father was a criminal because there were 50 Hoovers in the front room” - Comedian Micky Flanagan, speaking on BBC Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs.

“In all the history of music and rock ‘n’ roll, there have been musicians who were sleeping with their groupies. If you go through the history, almost everybody is culpable to have slept with minors. Why not throw all of them in jail?” - Musician Morrissey.

“My wife, Sam. Although, when hypnotised by Paul McKenna on stage, I answered chocolate biscuits, which didn’t go down well” - Actor Warwick Davies when asked about the greatest love of his life.

“I’ve got plenty of mates that didn’t make it to 60, so I am grateful to be here” - Comedienne Dawn French, below.

“How Shakespeare would have ended it, I don’t know. One of them would have had to die, if not both” - Novelist Lord (Jeffrey) Archer saying that the Bard would have loved to have written a play about the Theresa May - George Osborne feud.

“I am not a priest. We don’t go in for forgiveness” - David Miliband when asked if he had forgiven his brother Ed for defeating him in the Labour leadership battle seven years ago.

“Reward for return 1,000 dollars and a big kiss provided it’s consensual” - Actor John Cleese who has lost his wallet.