THEY SAID WHAT?

“What was crystal-clear is that drunk people can’t/won’t socially distance”

- John Apter, chairman of the Police Federation.

“Well I think that from what I’ve seen, although there’s some pictures to the contrary, very, very largely people have acted responsibly”

- Health Secretary Matt Hancock.

“They’re struggling in every possible way. Financially, they’re on their knees; emotionally, they’re at their wits’ end”

- Michael Ball says people working in performing arts feel forgotten in the pandemic.

“We want the industry to bounce back and exempting small numbers of essential cast and crew from quarantine is part of our continued commitment to getting cameras rolling safely again”

- Culture Secretary Oliver Dowden announcing that filming on projects including the latest Mission: Impossible movies will be able to resume in England.

“We must now realise the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I am running for President of the United States #2020VISION”

- Kanye West, above.

“Well about 23 years ago I was sat in a room with Gary Neville, and the Spice Girls were on the TV, and I turned around to him and said, ‘Ohhhh, I like that one in the little black catsuit’. Who would have thought that all these years later we are celebrating 21 years of marriage and have four of the most beautiful and perfect kids. Thank you and happy anniversary, I love you Victoria Beckham”

- David Beckham.