THEY SAID WHAT?

“Do you think at this juncture when Putin is muttering recklessly about using his nuclear arsenal, do we really want our defence policy handed over to a bunch of semi-repentant Corbynista loons, to put it mildly?”

– Boris Johnson attacks Labour’s

record on Nato membership.

“I am the delicate cheese to his slightly spicy pea”

– Strictly’s Anton Du Beke on whether he would be the sweet to Craig Revel Horwood’s sour.

“We are both so in love with her”

– Ed Sheeran on confirming his wife Cherry Seaborn has given birth to their second daughter. “We both love England, and we’re both aviators, we both love flying”

– Tom Cruise, above, says he has a lot in common with the Duke of Cambridge. “I love (John) Lydon for what he does and I don’t want him to like it – I want him to attack it”

– director Danny Boyle, above, on Johnny Rotten’s dislike of his new Sex Pistols TV drama.

“It is something we have to act quickly on to avert a potential tragedy”

– Newcastle manager Eddie Howe issues a warning on pitch invasions.

“Everybody needs a stress ball”

– Duchess of Cornwall after being presented with a stress ball made of beaver fur in Canada.