Kissing and hugging to a crowd of zero

DO your friends and colleagues rush up to kiss and hug you when you do something good at work, which is only what you are paid to do in the first place? No?

And then invite you round to a party at their house to carry on the celebrations and help spread the Covid-19 virus ? Still no? Then you are in the wrong job!

You should become a professional footballer, score a goal, and be paid a fortune for playing in front of empty stadia which are devoid of your fans in case they spread the virus by not social distancing.

As Jimmy Greaves MBE would say... ‘It’s a funny old game!’

Edward Kynaston Lydney Gloucestershire