PLUMMY MUMMY

Speech experts have confirmed Kate’s accent has got posher over the years. Apparently, the plum in her mouth is so big, she’s starting to sound like a schoolmistress from the 1920s.

Surely this is just another example of Kate’s astonishing eye for detail. Thought goes into everything she does, everything she wears and everything she says in public.

So what if she decided to take elocution lessons in the months leading up to her wedding all those years ago? Kate is a lifelong perfectionist who will one day be our queen – we can’t complain if she’s started to sound like one already!