Madonna, listen up

Hats off to Jamie Lee Curtis, who’s lately become the poster girl for ageing naturally.

‘I did plastic surgery – I hated it. It made me feel worse,’ she declared recently. The actor, 63, rails at the current obsession with looking decades younger. ‘Why do you want to look 17 when you’re 70? I want to look 70 when I’m 70.’ Hey, tell that to Madonna…